moanstone:

Have you ever just had someone tell you something that rips you apart and you can literally feel your chest hurting and your heart is racing and there’s a lump in your throat and it’s just so powerful what words can do just wow words

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

(via penguinize)

bex-chan:

i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails

like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail

also wings

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

(via penguinize)

voldemortsblog:

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award

(Source: sterek, via tragicallymagically)

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

(via iminmishasbackseat)